Thursday, May 12, 2011

Why Men are Never Depressed - Must Read for All

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000.

Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet..

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

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Funny Profiles from Women / Girls in Shaadi.com

These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi. com

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!


Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your
basic grammar after reading this mail...


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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,
If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all
field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...
when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter..


Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework


(Wut Homework?)


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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........ hold my hand forever !!!


(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)


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i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot


(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)


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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast


(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)


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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY
TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.


(all of us are loughing{laughing})


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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp


(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me
what this girl wants)


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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik h ai the patner has a graduate ok


(The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome"


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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married


(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?)


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my name is poonam and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes


(heights of desperation! )


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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.


(No comments)


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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily . i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...



(who character do we see as good and bad here)
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Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.


(Zebra..???)

Woman, who missed ill-fated Air France Flight, dies in car accident days later

Woman, who missed ill-fated Air France Flight, dies in car accident days later

London, June 12 (ANI):

An Italian woman, who arrived late for the Air France flight that crashed in the Atlantic, was not so lucky after all. She has been killed in a car accident in Austria.

Johanna Ganthaler was holidaying in Brazil with her husband and missed Air France Flight 447 after turning up late at Rio de Janeiro airport on May 31, The Times reported.

All 228 people aboard lost their lives after the plane crashed into the Atlantic four hours into its flight to Paris.

The couple, from Bolzano-Bozen province, had managed to pick up a flight from Rio the following day.

Ganthaler died when their car turned across a road and swerved into an oncoming truck.

Her husband was seriously wounded

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